For most soon-to-be brides, the perfect fairytale wedding gown is the most crucial nuptial detail that needs to have zero hitches on the big day. But for these women who chose to rip up the rulebook to be the centre of attention, you earned it — for all the wrong reasons.
From too much cleavage to excessive flesh and flamboyant details, these women had the best day of their lives — but their husbands’ had their worst for sure.
Here are 30 of the worst wedding dress fails that will make you want to leave Earth so you won’t have to coexist with these brides.
#1 Baby Bum Wedding Dress
This bride must have wanted the child on her womb to be the wedding attraction… but it turned out to be her.
#2 Pink Lady
When you can’t decide between being a bride or a pink lampshade on your big day.
#3 Busting Out
That moment when you’re wedding dress can’t cover everything for you…
#4 Early Treat for the Guests
This bride must cherish her guests so much that she decided to become the dessert table for them.
#5 Too Much Patriotism
This bride in a star-spangled wedding gown is a real American patriot. I wonder what the groom is wearing.
#6 Bra-ve Decision
Too excited for the honeymoon? This woman wore her lingerie ahead of time.
#7 When You Wore Your Grandma’s Wedding Gown on Tradition
This bride must have missed her appointment with the designer but went ahead with it anyway.
#8 Fleshy Bride
When you want to drift from the conventional wedding gown design and went for a dress that’s even barely there…
#9 Extreme See-Through
Anyone who wants her groom to ditch the wedding has to go for this design.
#10 Unveil Me
I can’t wait until the officiating priest says, “You may now kiss the bride.” The groom will be in perfect shock (including the guests.)
#11 See-Through Trend
This is when you forgot that the veil is only for the head.
I want to lift it up for her though.
#13 This Bride is on Fire
Her wedding gown is lit! Literally.
#14 See-Through The Veil
When you put all the fabric on the veil that you forgot to stitch some on the wedding gown…
#15 Body Paint
This is the thriftiest one so far… Just a bucket of paint, some fabric to cover the feet and you’re all set!
#16 Reuse, Reduce, Recycle
This one is eco-friendly though.
#17 Busting Out Again
Don’t worry dear, your husband’s got you covered even if the wedding dress didn’t.
#18 Can’t Handle Them
Wedding dresses seem to make you look sexy right? This bride must have thought ‘saggy.’
#19 Balloon Fest
Ever thought of sitting down after the ceremonies?
#20 Hats Down
Walking down the aisle can be a tough task for this bride… And so is kissing her groom.
#21 Flamingo Bride
Yes, you love pink. We know, know.
So the balloon trend is up now?
#23 Just Gettin’ Married in a Bit
Some people just prefer to have a casual and simple wedding. Like this bride who came in shorts. No big deal.
#24 Bridesmaids in…
These weddings may not be worn by the bride but her bridesmaids, it still makes me ask why.
#25 Buying a Designer Gown Online
This is why you don’t trust an online store for your wedding gown.
#26 Bikini Wedding
Her father must be wondering where her daughter left her gown.
This bride looks like she’s just about to go clubbing — lose the veil after the wedding and she’s ready to go.
#28 Overdone Bride
If she’s not in for breaking a Guinness Book World Record, then this is just too much. Is she planning to walk down the Great Wall of China?
#29 A Spoonful
This is nothing but a great idea… to ruin a wedding.
#30 Angel Bride
Sorry dear but you can’t fly with those wings.