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    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Aside from sleeping, the only real time when we disconnect ourselves from the distractions of the world is when taking a shower. According to Woody Allen, this is when you leave the real world behind, and very frequently things open up for you.

    Because of this, “shower thoughts” are now a popular trend where people realize some of the purest things about our existence. In fact, Reddit created a specific section on its website where people can submit their most pragmatic thoughts about life and beyond.

    Here are 30 of the most brilliant shower thoughts written by the wittiest of people.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong?

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    When you drink alcohol, you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    When you say “forward” or “back,” your lips move in those directions.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    If humans could fly, we’d consider it exercise and never do it.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Teenagers drive like they have limited time and old people drive like they have all the time in the world.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    “Strap-on” spelt backwards is “no parts.”

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    “Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    The person who would proofread Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don’t think we are running from or to something.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that two presidents have had sex with each other.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Whenever you dig up dirt or rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for every day that you don’t go.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbour mow their lawn.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    When you are naked with shoes on, you feel more naked than when you are completely naked.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    The most successful “one size fits all” product ever is the toilet.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Whoever decided that light switches outside of the bathroom were a good idea, probably never had siblings.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Nothing is truly indescribable because if there are no adjectives to describe it, you can use “indescribable” to describe it.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Over the course of ten years, we’ve gone from bullying people who like superheroes to bullying those who don’t.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    We have conversations through phone lines, birds have conversations on top of them.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    Tobacco and cigarette companies kill their best customers.

    30 Most Enlightening Shower Thoughts Mankind Has Ever Written

    You are never stuck in traffic. You are the traffic.

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