45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

With all the fuss and toxicity going on in Twitter, someone just decided to be funny. Tweets from Jeff Wysaski — the man who makes funny things for a living — are probably some of the best things you will see on social media.

There is one thing sure about him: he loves dogs and he hates bees. Those are two and so is Wysaski. He’s both practical and fake. By fake I mean this man literally plants fake self-help books on the shelves of bookstores, fake coupons in grocery stores, leaves fake animal facts in zoos or puts fake in-store reviews in IKEA.

He actually gets money from too much sarcasm, seasonal wit, a little bit of humour and more sarcasm.

Here are some of the most hilarious tweets from Wysaski — the man who has been fooling his 80K followers since 2010.

 

#1 Commitment

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Uh-oh. It seems like another case needs to be heard.

#2 Count on Me

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Count on  me like one, two, three I’ll be there.

#3 Here You Go

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

I know everyone’s imagination is working right now.

#4 Intelligence

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Never mind the wedding proposal and engagement ring. Just get married.

#5 Mafia Boss

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Wanna get in?

#6 Can’t Resist Chips

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Murderer sees him… Gets some chips.

#7 X-Ray

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Don’t you have any filter?

#8 Graveyard

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Raveyards. Rock on!

#9 He’s Out

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Snake noise’s the best!

#10 Blue Liquid

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Is this supposed to be funny?

#11 Escape from the Real World

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

I’d rather not.

#12 Tinder

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

It’s dog I’m interested in.

#13 Snorkeling with Jesus

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Have you forgotten that Jesus makes miracles?

#14 Dog Museum

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

This is actually a great idea.

#15 Wizard Wand and Coffee

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

If I’m in Hogwarts I would definitely do that.

#16 Tombstone

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Better write something funny at least.

#17 Curtainly

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Dads are adorably annoying.

#18 Never Pay For Drinks

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

He will pay for this hospital bill once a woman decides to include the bottle though.

#19 World of Constant Tragedy

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

You are not alone.

#20 Come Out of Your Shell

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

This is another way to look at things. We should all practice this.

#21 Cinnamon Toast Crunch

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

He such a caring person. He cares so much for himself.

#22 Terrarium

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Who needs a terrarium when you already have a shirt.

#23 Surprise Party for Tim

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

He’ll be more than surprised.

#24 Burglary

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Well this is embarrassing.

#25 Flowers and Chocolates

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

404 Error: Wife not found.

#26 Only Way He Could Be Happier

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

When you thought he’d be against it…

#27 Impressive

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

When hired…

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: I don’t know CAN you?

#28 Snorkeling

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

“Aww, that’s a nice fried egg you got there human.”

#29 Ostrich Design Flaw

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Can someone please pick him up from Earth?

#30 At What Cost

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

I think it’s the best place though.

#31 Stable Boy

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Emotionally unstable boy.

#32 T-shirt Guns

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

This is a great idea.

#33 Sleep is for the Week

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Sleep is for the week. And the week sleep is for me.

#34 Nice Try

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

How to see if a girl is a swarm of bees: Give her flowers.

#35 We’re Done Here

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

This is infidelity.

#36 We Just Suck

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Different eras have their own way of suckness.

#37 Most Beautiful Chairs

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

They’re a perfect fit.

#38 My Eyes are Fine

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

This is alarming.

#39 4 Stars

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

What would you not do for five stars?

#40 This is Mine

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

#41 Santa Claus and His Keys

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Santa is every husband.

#42 I Probably Didn’t Get This Job

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

This is hilarious!

#43 Falling Out Jelly Beans

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

This happens all the time.

#44 Coffee is the Perfect Drink

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

No way. It’s a waste of coffee.

#45 Jamaican Girl in the Library

45 Hilarious Tweets To Prove That Jeff Wysaski Is The Funniest Internet Troll

Jamaican girls arrive in the library in groups.

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