With all the fuss and toxicity going on in Twitter, someone just decided to be funny. Tweets from Jeff Wysaski — the man who makes funny things for a living — are probably some of the best things you will see on social media.
There is one thing sure about him: he loves dogs and he hates bees. Those are two and so is Wysaski. He’s both practical and fake. By fake I mean this man literally plants fake self-help books on the shelves of bookstores, fake coupons in grocery stores, leaves fake animal facts in zoos or puts fake in-store reviews in IKEA.
He actually gets money from too much sarcasm, seasonal wit, a little bit of humour and more sarcasm.
Here are some of the most hilarious tweets from Wysaski — the man who has been fooling his 80K followers since 2010.
Uh-oh. It seems like another case needs to be heard.
#2 Count on Me
Count on me like one, two, three I’ll be there.
#3 Here You Go
I know everyone’s imagination is working right now.
Never mind the wedding proposal and engagement ring. Just get married.
#5 Mafia Boss
Wanna get in?
#6 Can’t Resist Chips
Murderer sees him… Gets some chips.
Don’t you have any filter?
Raveyards. Rock on!
#9 He’s Out
Snake noise’s the best!
#10 Blue Liquid
Is this supposed to be funny?
#11 Escape from the Real World
I’d rather not.
It’s dog I’m interested in.
#13 Snorkeling with Jesus
Have you forgotten that Jesus makes miracles?
#14 Dog Museum
This is actually a great idea.
#15 Wizard Wand and Coffee
If I’m in Hogwarts I would definitely do that.
Better write something funny at least.
Dads are adorably annoying.
#18 Never Pay For Drinks
He will pay for this hospital bill once a woman decides to include the bottle though.
#19 World of Constant Tragedy
You are not alone.
#20 Come Out of Your Shell
This is another way to look at things. We should all practice this.
#21 Cinnamon Toast Crunch
He such a caring person. He cares so much for himself.
Who needs a terrarium when you already have a shirt.
#23 Surprise Party for Tim
He’ll be more than surprised.
Well this is embarrassing.
#25 Flowers and Chocolates
404 Error: Wife not found.
#26 Only Way He Could Be Happier
When you thought he’d be against it…
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don’t know CAN you?
“Aww, that’s a nice fried egg you got there human.”
#29 Ostrich Design Flaw
Can someone please pick him up from Earth?
#30 At What Cost
I think it’s the best place though.
#31 Stable Boy
Emotionally unstable boy.
#32 T-shirt Guns
This is a great idea.
#33 Sleep is for the Week
Sleep is for the week. And the week sleep is for me.
#34 Nice Try
How to see if a girl is a swarm of bees: Give her flowers.
#35 We’re Done Here
This is infidelity.
#36 We Just Suck
Different eras have their own way of suckness.
#37 Most Beautiful Chairs
They’re a perfect fit.
#38 My Eyes are Fine
This is alarming.
#39 4 Stars
What would you not do for five stars?
#40 This is Mine
#41 Santa Claus and His Keys
Santa is every husband.
#42 I Probably Didn’t Get This Job
This is hilarious!
#43 Falling Out Jelly Beans
This happens all the time.
#44 Coffee is the Perfect Drink
No way. It’s a waste of coffee.
#45 Jamaican Girl in the Library
Jamaican girls arrive in the library in groups.