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    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    All people have their own sense of humor. The dictionary defines it as our ability to perceive humor or appreciate a joke.

    But for a better description, sense of humor is simply people’s ability to see the funny side of everything.

    Of course, no one is sad enough to not recognize anything funny with the world.

    To stimulate that innate sense of humour in all of us, here are 50 mind-boggling two-liner jokes to see how many you are smart enough to laugh at.

    #1

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    This post has parallel lines and they never meet as well. Oh, fate.

    #2

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    It gets worse as we get along.

    #3

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    When this person lost his mood ring, his mood was lost as well.

    #4

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    You might not go skydiving again if you have no parachute on the first one. (Thank me now.)

    #5

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Don’t throw a boomerang that you don’t want to hit you back.

    #6

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    This is a morbid joke.

    #7

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Who needs Google to get this one?

    #8

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Always come fourth.

    #9

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Try to tell her she’s beautiful.

    #10

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    What were you even thinking?

    #11

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Great Outlook.

    #12

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Is he even still alive?

    #13

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Oh no, Roman Numerals.

    #14

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    We have the same reflection.

    #15

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Bad examples are useful.

    #16

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Fogs are always mist.

    #17

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    On the other hand, you’re funny.

    #18

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Yes?

    #19

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Hebrews it well.

    #20

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Too morbid!

    #21

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    This is funny but sad at the same time.

    #22

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Smart enough.

    #23

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    This is why we love English.

    #24

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Its literally zero.

    #25

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    That was hard.

    #26

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Most disgusting joke of all time.

    #27

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    This person sure did not copy from any source.

    #28

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    That poor little guy.

    #29

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Currently imitating a pirate’s voice and its fun!

    #30

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    This is nostalgic.

    #31

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Play well then.

    #32

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Poor strawberry.

    #33

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    #34

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    He actually wants you to use it.

    #35

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Now putting “step” on every new version of the things we formerly own.

    #36

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    They leave everyone ha…

    #37

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    This makes us sad more than happy.

    #38

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Thought it would be funny but Na.

    #39

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    This hurts.

    #40

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Ironic, isn’t it?

    #41

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Titanic humor.

    #42

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Thanks to Alzheimer’s!

    #43

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    It should be worthy of its name.

    #44

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    On the other eye, they look the same.

    #45

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Don’t do this Physics!

    #46

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Wonder what he has given her.

    #47

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    A sedan is better though.

    #48

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    They do not even play chess.

    #49

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Can’t even laugh at this.

    #50

    These 50 Two-Liner Jokes Will Test Your Wit

    Wives are always correct.

     

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