Our name is our identity. This is how new people know us, how old friends remember us and how institutions acknowledge us. Despite of this, there were some parents who (for some unknown reason) decided to give the most hilarious names to their children.
Some of these were coincidences due to unfortunate surnames, but many were intentionally made funny for another reason not known to man.
Here are 50+ of the funniest names ever given to make you wonder what these parents were even thinking.
#1 Poo Saiyuud Diwong
It’s ironic that she’s in the food industry.
#2 Paul Twocock
The irony of this again, he is representing the a gay rights group.
#3 Dick Champion
This man’s a champion of his first name.
#4 Batman Bin Suparman
“Dawn of Justice”
#5 Dick Assman
It’s a double kill for Dick Assman.
There seems to be a whole colony of them dicks.
#7 Mister Love
How can a “Mister Love” even be a sex offender?
#8 Robert Fagot
I think this is why he has never been married. No woman wants to acquire such a surname.
#9 Dickie Head
How much does his parents hate him?
#10 Mike Weiner
How much votes can he get? Come on, guys.
#11 B.J. Cobbledick
This name must be a torture for a woman.
#12 Donald Duck
His parents must love Walt Disney so much.
#13 Tokyo Sexwale
I won’t give an interview if this was my name.
#14 Dick Seeman
He must be thinking of his name when this photo was taken.
#15 Moe Lester
Women must be so scared.
#16 Lord Vol Demort Estioco
Too much Happy Potter fandom is not good, especially for parents.
#17 Jack Daniels
When he grow up and prefers to buy liqour, Jack Daniels will buy a Jack Daniels.
#18 Dick Long
#19. Dick Kock
So Dick Kock is well-known.
#20 Dick Paradise
He’s a great hockey player though.
#21 Lord Brain
His name explains why he is an expert in neurology.
#22 Mr. Butt
#23 F. You
Plot twist: Fabulous You.
What’s the mother even thinking?
#25 Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens
This man’s extinct.
#26 Flavour Balls
How many flavours?
#27 Mr. Perv
Is he even allowed to teach 5th grade students?
#28 Christian Guy
This man is so blessed.
#29 Dr. Shit Fun Chew
She is brave enough to now post her full name online. Being on this list is the consequence though.
#30 Dick Smalley
#31 Mac Donald Berger
His name is drooling.
#32 P. Ennis
He should never use his acronym.
#33 Gay Neighbors
Is this a single person or a whole community?
#34 Hitler Mussolini
It’s ironic since he seems to be an enforcer of the law.
#35 Gay Saylor
Gay Saylor is a woman’s club president though.
#36 Mrs. Rape
Why are Mrs. Rape and Mr. Perv allowed to teach kids?
#37 B.J. Hardick
#38 Lex McBurney
This explains why he’s best as a firefighter.
#39 Ana L.
Acronyms can ruin lives.
#40 Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt
Once upon a time in 1981…
#41 Dick Raper
His parents are rude.
#42 Crystal Methven
Is she really just selling kittens?
#45 Krystal Ball
Krystal Ball is an activist.
#46 General Arse Biscuites
Can be an arse, but can also be sweet as biscuits.
#47 Dick Black
#48 Chris P. Bacon
I thought this film credits was a menu at first.
#49 Saad Maan
He is one saaaad maaaan.
#50 B.J. Worthy
Of all the things you should be worthy of..
#51 Whet Faartz
Good thing he became a doctor.
#52 Mike Litoris
This must be sad for Mike.
#53 Dick Swett
#54 Sirius Bonner
He must be so serious on having one.
#55 Willie Stroker
#56 Sam Sung
Samsung was betrayed.