50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Spoiler Alert: Everyone is going to die.

If you are not a heroic solider who saved many, or the former US President, the world will not probably mourn your death or recognize your life. Unless you get one of the funniest epitaphs and makes it viral online.

Here are 50 of the funniest tombstone statements that will make you regret not meeting these people while they were still alive and kicking.

True Democrat

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Political values ’til the end.

Stylish Death

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This might be a graphic designer’s grave.

Died by Mistake

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Greatest mistake of 1882.

Don’t You Cry

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Her surname is more controversial though.

Too Bad

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This is worse if they did not had fun.

Daddy’s Own Language

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Reminds us of Ned Flanders from The Simpsons.

And So is He

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This is a gravestone by the beach.

The Best

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This is no doubt.

Have a Seat

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

You can make memories with him again on this seat.

Funny but Sad

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

The thought of not having anyone back is haunting us in this one.

She Always Said Her Feet Were Killing Her

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Or is it just her pair of stilettos?

Creepy

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

I hope not.

If You Can Read This

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Back away, man.

Nobody’s Perfect

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Billy Wilder directed a number of movies including Some Like it Hot with Marilyn Monroe. “Nobody’s Perfect” is the last line of that movie.

Then You Die

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Life sucks then you die, but you’re still happy.

He Knew.

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Everyone knew. They just didn’t know when.

Pyramid

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Please don’t tell him it wasn’t on the afterlife.

Recipe on Tombstone

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

“You’ll get my fudge recipe over my dead body.”

Never Satisfied

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Be back soon, man. Bring your wife with you.

The Man of 1,000 Voices, Mel Blanc

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Ending his journey with his famous Looney Tunes sign off line, “That’s all folks!”

Ouija Board

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Creepy but cool!

98 Years of Ace After Being Beaten to Death at 80

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

That’s one tough hombre!

Cat Lover

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

She had a great life then.

Blame’s Not His

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

People should have listened.

Well This Sucks

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

It does unless you knew where you’re going.

Shit Happens

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

You mean like, dying?

Hidden Message

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

What a beautiful acronym for a tombstone.

He Never Killed a Man

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Well, that’s reassuring.

Debts Until Death

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This is a permanent way to escape your debts.

Psychic

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This explains why she even mentioned that diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

Do Not Bother Her in Her Sleep

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Well-rested.

Two Things in Life

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

It’s for you to find out.

Atheist’s Tomb

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Here Lies Pa

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Mess with your wife or you’ll end up lying here too.

Gay Veteran

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Humorously beautiful and sad.

Escape

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This is one angry dead man.

Do Not Enter

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Surely a potter-head.

Mother

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This was her greatest achievement.

Finally!

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

No one can take their parking space now.

Uncle Walter

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This is the briefest yet best biography ever written.

Can See Them Beyond the Grave

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

She probably hates them enough to do this.

Whatever

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

When you don’t care about anything including death. “I’m dead? Oh well, whatever.”

Kim Answered

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

That’s a good engraved photo of her conversation with Jesus.

Who’s Gain?

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

There must be some hidden story in this.

Pardon Him

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

He has risen enough.

Cookie Recipe

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

So people won’t forget how her Christmas cookies taste like.

The Story of Arthur and His Wife

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This is a cute Victorian naughtiness.

Sucks

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

I beg to disagree whoever this is.

The Quick Brown Fox

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

So here is the story:
Dad wanted to update my grandparents’ tombstone to include my uncle who died this year. He sent a sample text to show the font he wanted for the names.

Cemetery or Fast Food Chain?

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

You’ll Know It When You Get There

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

This is deep. Oops, 6 feet deep.

Think of Me and Smile

50 Funniest Epitaphs From People Who Want to Leave Us All Laughing

Butt no more.. Just thoughts and smiles.

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