Spoiler Alert: Everyone is going to die.
If you are not a heroic solider who saved many, or the former US President, the world will not probably mourn your death or recognize your life. Unless you get one of the funniest epitaphs and makes it viral online.
Here are 50 of the funniest tombstone statements that will make you regret not meeting these people while they were still alive and kicking.
Political values ’til the end.
This might be a graphic designer’s grave.
Died by Mistake
Greatest mistake of 1882.
Don’t You Cry
Her surname is more controversial though.
This is worse if they did not had fun.
Daddy’s Own Language
Reminds us of Ned Flanders from The Simpsons.
And So is He
This is a gravestone by the beach.
This is no doubt.
Have a Seat
You can make memories with him again on this seat.
Funny but Sad
The thought of not having anyone back is haunting us in this one.
She Always Said Her Feet Were Killing Her
Or is it just her pair of stilettos?
I hope not.
If You Can Read This
Back away, man.
Billy Wilder directed a number of movies including Some Like it Hot with Marilyn Monroe. “Nobody’s Perfect” is the last line of that movie.
Then You Die
Life sucks then you die, but you’re still happy.
Everyone knew. They just didn’t know when.
Please don’t tell him it wasn’t on the afterlife.
Recipe on Tombstone
“You’ll get my fudge recipe over my dead body.”
Be back soon, man. Bring your wife with you.
The Man of 1,000 Voices, Mel Blanc
Ending his journey with his famous Looney Tunes sign off line, “That’s all folks!”
Creepy but cool!
98 Years of Ace After Being Beaten to Death at 80
That’s one tough hombre!
She had a great life then.
Blame’s Not His
People should have listened.
Well This Sucks
It does unless you knew where you’re going.
You mean like, dying?
What a beautiful acronym for a tombstone.
He Never Killed a Man
Well, that’s reassuring.
Debts Until Death
This is a permanent way to escape your debts.
This explains why she even mentioned that diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
Do Not Bother Her in Her Sleep
Two Things in Life
It’s for you to find out.
Here Lies Pa
Mess with your wife or you’ll end up lying here too.
Humorously beautiful and sad.
This is one angry dead man.
Do Not Enter
Surely a potter-head.
This was her greatest achievement.
No one can take their parking space now.
This is the briefest yet best biography ever written.
Can See Them Beyond the Grave
She probably hates them enough to do this.
When you don’t care about anything including death. “I’m dead? Oh well, whatever.”
That’s a good engraved photo of her conversation with Jesus.
There must be some hidden story in this.
He has risen enough.
So people won’t forget how her Christmas cookies taste like.
The Story of Arthur and His Wife
This is a cute Victorian naughtiness.
I beg to disagree whoever this is.
The Quick Brown Fox
So here is the story:
Dad wanted to update my grandparents’ tombstone to include my uncle who died this year. He sent a sample text to show the font he wanted for the names.
Cemetery or Fast Food Chain?
You’ll Know It When You Get There
This is deep. Oops, 6 feet deep.
Think of Me and Smile
Butt no more.. Just thoughts and smiles.