15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn’t Mess With

Sometimes, people can be so brutally funny that they are able to put bullies on their right places! From first degree burns to insulting roasts, here are the Internet’s best comebacks in the history of burns.
Prepare some water and first aid, for you will feel pity for these well-savaged individuals!

1. Don’t Flatter Yourself

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Okay, so who has some water in there for this ‘unofficial’ girlfriend? This usually happens when the relationship is founded on doubt.

2. He Didn’t Change the Ex’s Name

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

This is a good trick for your ex though.

3. After the First Inch and a Half

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

When someone tried to intimidate the wrong person…

4. End up Being Burned

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

A bad exam won’t get you a bad job, a bad attitude will.

5. So Who’s the Lucky Guy?

 

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

I beg to disagree but whoever that is, he doesn’t seem to be lucky.

6. Mistakes Were Made

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

This is witty but harsh… Mistakes were made indeed.

7. Old Spice

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Well-played Taco Bell…

8. Why are You Green?

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

When dumb meets dumber, this happens.

9. High School Memory

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

When high school mistakes are fired back at you…

10. England Schooling

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Talk show guesting gone wrong. That hurts though.

11. So Hard to Find

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

This is why we love English.

12. Pizza in 20 Seconds

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Did this person get pizza on a vending machine?

13. A Universe Where You’re Funny

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

World-class minds make world-class burns.

14. Favorite Teacher

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

No doubt why this guy had summer school.

15. Single

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Adjectives are my favorite words.

16. Moms are Great

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Who’s this troll though?

17. Younger Brother

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

So that’s what younger siblings are for…

18. Bloody Taxi Service

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Is there anything more precise than this burn?

19. From A to Z

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

*Looks at the keyboard

*Laughs

20. Moms make Jokes

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

I think this mom is not joking in here though.

21. Internet Browsing Patterns

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

The internet is shaming us.

22. What Do You Have?

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Fans should stay silent.

23. Anti-Virus

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

I want to see this person’s face too.

24. 404 Error – Girlfriend Not Found

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Girlfriend who?

25. Every Kiss Begins with K

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Burn that guy with English my friend.

26. Gurl Powerrrr

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Rule-breakers.

27. What did I Just Say?

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Wasn’t planning on doing what he/she did.

28. Thank You for Your Sacrifice

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Some people are just so noble.

29. Awful Acting vs. Awful Life

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Criticized the wrong person…

30. Heart-breaking

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

31. Tumblr Battle

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

So this atheist actually believes in the Bible for quoting it, right?

32. Comeback

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Will you?

33. Ridiculously Expensive Brain

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Whoever thinks otherwise is a genius.

34. Hoping for a Half-Day Off of Getting Burned

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Shots fired.

35. Looking for Specifics

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

You don’t mess with a journalist.

36. Punching Spelled Wrong

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Say hi to Chris Burned!

37. You’re

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Replies *male’s. And the thread went on until the end of time.

38. 2-pound Make Up

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Still a great progress though.

39. Wrong Hole

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Wrong comment too.

40. No.

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Burning someone with a simple ‘No.’

41. For the Sake of Likes

15+ of the Best Burns from the Smartest People You Shouldn't Mess With

Think before you click. Some people use their brains.

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